Namecheap Announces Their New Crystal Ball Technology: The Guesstimator™ (patent pending)!

Everyone knows that finding the right products and services can be difficult and taxing on your brain. Namecheap has come up with a way to remove the need for you to think at all. Today they announced the most innovative solution to hit the market, yet – the Guesstimator™ (patent pending).

Like magic, the Guesstimator™ instinctively knows not only everything you want but everything you need both for your website and your life, in general. Need every domain extension known to man? We know you do. Need 20 random applications for your web hosting? You bet it’ll add them for you. Forgot your father’s birthday? The Guesstimator™ just knows and will automatically add that Chia® Pet, electronic shaving kit, and subscription to the fruit of the month club right to your cart. Who could ask for anything more?

No more worries about those missed opportunities. The Guesstimator™ has you covered. Don’t take our word for it, though. Try it today and experience the magic for yourself!







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19 thoughts on “Namecheap Announces Their New Crystal Ball Technology: The Guesstimator™ (patent pending)!”

  1. Are you sick and tired of thinking EVERY SINGLE DAY? I know I sure am.

    Leave it to the geniuses at Namecheap to find a solution to all that painful consideration.

  2. Excellent Stuff indeed. I saw couple of pranks today. Google map treasure and this one little more awesome than others.


    That was a good one!

    But the first thing I thought is that you had come up with some new marketing plot to make us purchase everything from hosting to every domain extension available with the domain name we pick! :)

  4. Definitely caught me off guard. LOL @ the Guesstimator concept. “We’lldo all your thinking for you…”

  5. We are glad you all enjoyed our April 1st fun. I know we had a blast making it happen.

  6. Ohh namecheap. you are so hilarious. you got me so bad I thought this was for real And I was like what is this. HAHAHAAH Thanks for a great joke!

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